Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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