Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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