He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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