and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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