Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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