My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I love having hate sex.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
