am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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