I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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