I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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