So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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