Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Randomize
