Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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