You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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