; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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