do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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