i barfeds in our rink
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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