after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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