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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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