I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
