He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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