It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
