Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
as a side note pls kill me
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Randomize
