he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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