He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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