he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
