DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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