Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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