I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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