But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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