Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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