My girlfriend figured out who you are.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize