my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
