Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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