Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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