is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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