I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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