she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I have feelings that need drinking.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
