Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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