And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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