i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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