Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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