the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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