i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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