Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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