had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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