i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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