dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
