Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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