you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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