you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Randomize