idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just cropdusted the office
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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