Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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