this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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