Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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