is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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