Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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