Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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