Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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